This is a true story. We were once asked to pitch a major retailer. As we were setting up our PowerPoint, they said, "Do us a favor and skip the part about how you'll be a partner and how you don't have egos. We've heard it from a dozen agencies already."
So in our never ending quest to purge the world of agencyspeak, here's our promise to you: we will do everything possible to get you great results by analyzing your market exhaustively, by developing strategies insightfully, and by communicating with people unforgettably.